i just want today to be over.. im so tired of this i wish i was stronger.
Math is the only place where I hear a person...
“Juan wants to buy 30 pounds of candy-“ “Jimmy, Jack, and Joanna want to split the fare to fly to Africa for the day—” “I had 10 chocolate bars. I ate 9 of them. What do I have now?” DIABETES, MAYBE?
9 Ways That Guys Pee
Just because some cute girl likes the same bizzaro crap you do doesn’t mean...– Rachel Hansen (500 Days of Summer)
Do what you feel in your heart to be right – for you’ll be criticized anyway.– Eleanor Roosevelt (via kari-shma)
I’m not saying he’s gay… he just probably knows what a dick tastes like.– Overheard at the grocery store. (via hawaiiansdonotblog)
If nothing ever changed, there’d be no butterflies.