April 2011
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t(-__-t)
i just want today to be over.. im so tired of this
i wish i was stronger.
Math is the only place where I hear a person...
“Juan wants to buy 30 pounds of candy-“
“Jimmy, Jack, and Joanna want to split the fare to fly to Africa for the day—”
“I had 10 chocolate bars. I ate 9 of them. What do I have now?”
DIABETES, MAYBE?
9 Ways That Guys Pee
hawaiiansdonotblog:
March 2011
“Just because some cute girl likes the same bizzaro crap you do doesn’t mean...”
– Rachel Hansen (500 Days of Summer)
“Do what you feel in your heart to be right – for you’ll be criticized anyway.”
– Eleanor Roosevelt (via kari-shma)
“I’m not saying he’s gay… he just probably knows what a dick tastes like.”
– Overheard at the grocery store. (via hawaiiansdonotblog)
“If nothing ever changed, there’d be no butterflies.”
